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"Go Metric" by: David Pacchioli (Research/Penn State,
Vol. 16, no. 1 (March, 1995))
"Congress made using the metric system legal in '65," Tom
Thwaites said, his eyes scanning the steep climb ahead of us.
"1865," he added.
"It struck me that it must have been Lincoln who was behind
it." He strode determinedly upward.
"So we have John Wilkes Booth to blame for the United States
not being a metric nation."
"Aha," I said, in a voice I hoped was loud enough to carry
over the crunch of our feet through the carpet of dry leaves. I
couldn't see whether Thwaites was smiling.
Five years retired after 30 years of teaching physics at
Penn State, Thwaites is maybe better known for his exploits in
Vibram soles. He is author of Fifty hikes in Central Pennsylvania
and Fifty hikes in Western Pennsylvania, and founder, moving
force, guiding spirit, and protector of the Mid State Trail, the
second longest walking path in all of what he prefers to call
Penn's Woods. He is also an outspoken champion of the
international (or metric) system of units.
I had been reminded of these facts the previous Saturday,
while flipping through the pocket-sized eighth edition of the
guide to the Mid State Trail, in search of a suitable afternoon
hike.
The guide, although it does not bear Thwaites's name, bears
his reflection: it is authoritative, chock full of lore, and
possessed of an unmistakeable puckish streak. Of a place called
Crocodile Spring, it notes, "the name . . . arises from the
absence of sharks. Presumably they were eaten by the crocodiles."
Emanon Gap, it elsewhere helpfully points out, is "No name"
spelled backwards.
Not until the heading "Metrication," however, does the guide
hunker down to reveal a philosophy. "The MST was the first hiking
trail in the United States to use metric measure," it states.
And: "Metrication is a patriotic measure designed to help end our
cultural isolation and ease our chronic balance of payments
problems."
Back in eighth grade I was all ready for the metric system.
It was coming, sure as tomorrow; sure as the conversions they
made us do for homework. That was in 1972. I called Thwaites to
find out what was the hold-up.
Which is how I found myself halfway up the shady side of
Houselander Mountain, breathing hard, on a chilly morning in late
October. We were on the Mid State Trail, whose initials, as
Thwaites likes to point out, also stand for Metric System Trail.
In person, he is compact, bespectacled; his ruddy face
perpetually verging on a chuckle. His untamed gray eyebrows look
like caterpillars poised to attack. And he moves constantly, on
the sturdy legs that have carried him umpteen-hundred kilometers,
not a few since open-heart surgery in 1991. Except when we
stopped at overlooks, once for lunch, he kept moving, and talked
to the air in front of him. He did look back whenever it sounded
like I had fallen.
"I can remember as a kid being in school, getting angry," he
said, tracing the origins of his metric leanings. "There was this
whole other set of marks on the rulers -- and nobody told us what
they were for." The consternation has never left him.
And don't give him the standard lines. If the "colonial"
system ("Don't blame the English," Thwaites says, "they converted
20 years ago") is easier, then why do we decimalize fractions of
seconds? Creeping metrication, Thwaites calls it. The
inconsistency galls him.
And if hewing to the old is just a matter of familiarity,
well then. . . . Thwaites stooped to hurl a downed branch from
the narrow footway. "What's the next shortest distance unit after
the mile?" he asked. I made a noise like answering, but luckily
he went on.
"The furlong," he said. "Then the chain -- the surveyor's
chain, not the engineer's. Then the rod. We don't even have
standard notation for these units!"
An anthropologist once told him that the American resistance
to metric is an example of cultural inertia, Thwaites said a
little later, "but I think it's more than that."
For years he asked his physics students a standard first
question on exams: Name the countries in the world, besides the
United States, that don't use the international system. The
answer kept getting smaller. (It's now down to just Myanmar,
which I still haven't found on a map.)
"The fact is, many, if not most, educated people in other
countries have never even heard of our units. I think our
resistance is an example of American arrogance."
He's felt the weight of that resistance, presumably in
kilos, even from fellow scientists. "Some in my own department
were opposed," he said sadly, as we sat down to lunch. "They saw
no need for change."
Thwaites remains undaunted, publishing pro-metric letters to
the editor of the local newspaper at a rate of about one a year.
"Oh, it'll happen, sooner or later," he said, pulling a
quarter-head of cabbage from a paper bag. "But I think we've lost
the opportunity to do it gradually."
Going metric would be all to our advantage, Thwaites argues.
Economically, for one. If our manufacturing sizes matched up with
everybody else's, he figures, we could sell a lot more of our
finished goods overseas, instead of just raw materials. ("By not
going metric, we're laughing at the unemployed.") But in other
ways too. "When Australia went metric," he said, "they saved 40
percent of the time taken to teach kids math."
Thwaites wanted the MST, started in 1969, to be a learning
tool, a way for young people, especially, to get to know the
metric system first-hand. He himself has walked the entire 275.8
kilometers more than a few times pushing a custom-made two-meter
measuring wheel, an orange-framed contraption he keeps folded
behind the driver's seat in his old blue station wagon.
Once, he related, he rolled the wheel over a rattlesnake. It
buzzed a little on being awakened, no big deal. "They put up with
being stepped on a lot better than with being picked up,"
Thwaites said.
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